When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?” Everytime.
remember when we said we're changing our name back...
Just saw a redemption commercial for BP saying that they paid off a resort owner for all of his cancellations due to the oil spill & they even cleaned up his beach for him…so fairsies, right? oh wait, too bad you ruined the ecosystem… edit: here’s the deal BP, you let every American fill up their tank for free. I’m talking full. Then we can talk about amends.
So Late, Should Be Sleeping
I was planning in being asleep by midnight, but then true life: I have autism came on and low and behold, I cannot turn down an education show. It was the best true life I’ve ever seen.